The bottom reads:
A piece of information from another paper has that HoldtheSun has gone MIA.  This reporter does not believe it, as his sources inform him that HoldtheSun has been holding clandestine "meetings" in various drinking establishments throughout the night, and into the wee hours of the morning in an attempt to broker an uneasy peace between the clans.  Or it could be he just needed some sleep from all the excitement over his arrival and jet lag. This is speculation of course and we will keep you posted
on further developments.

The side reads:
The last seen photograph of HoldtheSun 24 hours earlier has speculation running rampant about the identify of the seemingly innocent gentlemen to his right and the nature of that beguiling smile across the Sun's face.  Was this a meeting of the minds and what is in that bag on the floor?