What is says:
The tabloids are in a frenzy. The word out on the street is that the Sun was to be knighted by the queen, Sir William of Portlandia and the Handleizer (who knew) The Baron of Brooklyn.
The Sun was told by some lackey that he would have to wait a few hours. The Sun after giving the lackey the once over declared "The Sun waits for no man." The above photos were taken on Balmoral.
This reporter's respect and admiration for the style of the Sun grows by leaps and bounds. Once again, the Sun shows us the way, that real men don't take gruff from lackeys or French Maitre d's.
There is an energy in the air.  The Sun is planning to head to the Orkney Islands. It is believed that at this sacred place, he 
will bring the clans together.  
Stay tune....