SOS...SOS...Sightings of Sun...The Sun was spotted walking down this cobblestone street. This photo was taken twenty minutes before the Sun's "security detail" beat senseless my naive, young colleague for snapping this photo. However, the story has a happy ending, after ten minutes the Sun saved the boy's life by raising his hand and saying to his security, "Ok, That's enough.". When the Sun was question about there actions, he said "They're just trying to teach." I am sure once the boy comes out of his coma he will be grateful to the Sun for the learning experience.
This puts to rest reports from an unnamed newspaper that the Sun was too exhausted to leave
his hotel. This reported can bear witness to the Sun's strong, decisive manner and tone of voice as he raised his arm to stop the Bludgeoning. Oh, happy day!
On another note, it was noticed that the Sun
has "quietly" increased his security detail as
new developments must be brewing....
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