What the bottom says:

The Sun was spotted getting ready to travel north to Kildrummy Castle Hotel for a weekend away. It has been rumor, the Sun really owns a piece of the place and is looking to meet up with some of his wealthy friends so he can put the put the "arm" on them for some money to support his cause.
The Sun is traveling north with a most colorful group of chaps. However, my editor has a less sentimental view of the Sun's entourage calling them, a bunch of hooligans, hopheads, deviates, mooks, muscle heads he has ever seen assembled and that Handleizer is the ring leader.

What the side says:

Reports have begun to surface that the Sun's last night in Edinburgh was spent rallying the troops for a massive undertaking.  This was so big we might have to post this in the regular blog because too many photos are said to exists. It has come to my attention that the underbelly
of Edinburgh now calls the Handleizer, The Haggis Kid.