What is says:
The Sun enters teepee to smoke a peace pipe in hope of uniting the clans. Heads of state and top military men have been gathering to lend their support and help broker the peace.  The Pope sent his regrets that he could not attend as he had a flock to fleece but the Sun would be in his prayers. There was even some bizarre talk in certain quarters about canonization for the Sun.  This reporter gives no credence to these rumors.  However, seeing that perpetual happy grin on the Sun's face we are left to wonder what has he has been smoking besides the peace pipe.