Sunday, May 15, 2011

What is says:
The Sun seems to have spend a quiet day relaxing. However, this reporter has gotten unconfirmed reports that the Sun is galvanizing the masses behind close doors.  There is another rumor he is heading to the countryside for a much needed rest.  When question about his plans all we could get out of the Sun in his best MacArthur voice was "I shall return.".
When this reporter mentioned in passing to the Handleizer that there is no such word in the English dictionary he barked, "What are you, Noah Webster." Something is amiss as I could feel the edge in the air. Rest assure you my readers will be kept informed.

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